February 2012
19 posts
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“So there’s the mathematical proof, and then they drowned the guy who came...”
– A. V. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“You have to make children who are better than you. So I guess it’s good...”
– H. L. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Ladies and Gentlemen. Aristotle once said that mankind experiences two peaks in...”
– Prof. S.
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“New Orleans: the Disneyland of drunkenness.”
– Prof. J.
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“Jeremy Lin is Tim Tebow redux… CUBED!!!”
– Prof. M.
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“In case you’re wondering if your GSI is coming on to you, I’m not. I...”
– C. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“I’m sure that somewhere, in the history of our species, there’s a...”
– Prof. J.
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“So today when I was driving to school, the new Britney song came on… and I...”
– Prof. W.
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“All of the parties I go to have an infinite number of people.”
– A.V. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Don’t touch the bones ‘cause they were drenched in really bad...”
– A. B. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Excuse me, my head is full of some kind of horse material here!”
– Prof. J. N.
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“Remember that story where if you pee-peed in the pool it would turn purple...”
– Prof. J. N.
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“Among engineers there’s this penis envy, so they made buildings as tall as...”
– Prof. M.
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“Sorry about the cameras today guys. They’re filming me for some extra...”
– Prof. P.
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“It’s not that hard to remember something for three months of your life,...”
– Prof. J.
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“I hate to bring this up, but I was watching Battlestar Gallactica over the...”
– Prof. B.
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“I’m not a big fan of presidents… but I do like a day off.”
– C. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Stop! Stop it! It’s really weird to hear voices when I’m talking. I...”
– Prof. T.
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“You can laugh all you want, but Justin Bieber’s still dating Selena Gomez...”
– Prof. S.