February 2012
18 posts
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“You have to make children who are better than you. So I guess it’s good...”
– H. L. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Ladies and Gentlemen. Aristotle once said that mankind experiences two peaks in...”
– Prof. S.
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“New Orleans: the Disneyland of drunkenness.”
– Prof. J.
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“Jeremy Lin is Tim Tebow redux… CUBED!!!”
– Prof. M.
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“In case you’re wondering if your GSI is coming on to you, I’m not. I...”
– C. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“I’m sure that somewhere, in the history of our species, there’s a...”
– Prof. J.
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“So today when I was driving to school, the new Britney song came on… and I...”
– Prof. W.
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“All of the parties I go to have an infinite number of people.”
– A.V. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Don’t touch the bones ‘cause they were drenched in really bad...”
– A. B. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Excuse me, my head is full of some kind of horse material here!”
– Prof. J. N.
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“Remember that story where if you pee-peed in the pool it would turn purple...”
– Prof. J. N.
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“Among engineers there’s this penis envy, so they made buildings as tall as...”
– Prof. M.
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“Sorry about the cameras today guys. They’re filming me for some extra...”
– Prof. P.
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“It’s not that hard to remember something for three months of your life,...”
– Prof. J.
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“I hate to bring this up, but I was watching Battlestar Gallactica over the...”
– Prof. B.
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“I’m not a big fan of presidents… but I do like a day off.”
– C. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Stop! Stop it! It’s really weird to hear voices when I’m talking. I...”
– Prof. T.
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“You can laugh all you want, but Justin Bieber’s still dating Selena Gomez...”
– Prof. S.
January 2012
25 posts
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“My notes for this class, along with my wallet, cell phone, and knitting, are...”
– C. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“She’s like “Oops, I’m sexy!”
– Prof. J.
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“Now we use 1 to kill this guy…What, killing? Too brutal? I’m sorry....”
– Prof. F. R.
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“My phone is only of moderate intelligence.”
– C. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“This one is in Sumerian. This is Phoenician. Here’s some Arabic. But you...”
– Professor J.H. (showing off tattoos)
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“How fun is Friday? 4. It’s fun fun fun fun.”
– A. V. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“See, for a second there you really thought I was an intelligent person! Aaand...”
– Prof. R.W.
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“The fact that you have separate discussions in this class doesn’t mean I...”
– Prof. E. S.
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“Why doesn’t Java let you put a big number in a small space? Because Java...”
– Prof. S.
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“Why would you talk to people in the elevator? They’re bad people.”
– Prof. R.W.
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“You like your date, you like Hot Tub Time Machine, your date likes Hot Tub Time...”
– Prof. R.W.
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“In this society people run after balls, and they have some strange beliefs about...”
– Prof. H.
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“Now that you know everything there is to know about Egyptian history, I’m...”
– L. M. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“I hate numbers! I don’t want to remember any numbers! Except my...”
– Prof. M.
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“What are the steps of the scientific method? Step 1: Cut a hole in the...”
– Prof. W.
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“Isn’t this great? I mean, pictures of plastic seductive ponies! What more...”
– Prof. A.
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“Tonight, I will be scaling the side of Doe Library dressed as batman. Now, back...”
– A. C. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Now, we can circumcise this… I’m sorry, circumscribe.”
– Prof. S.
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“I’ve never seen a cow in the ghetto before.”
– Ms. B.
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“And Martin Luther King used the weapon of love. The weapon of love was a long,...”
– Professor S.F.
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“If you thought this class was going to be easy, you were wrong. I am going to...”
– Professor H.
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“Most proofs are just bullshit. Here, I will prove that crocodiles are square.”
– Prof Z.
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“We can conjugate this verb: She beat me, she will beat me, she beats...”
– J. H. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Sometimes the silent “s” is silent.”
– J.E. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“I’ll probably be emailing you a number of different things….late at...”
– Prof. H.
December 2011
0 posts
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“If you touch the professor, you’ll never be the same again. Be careful and...”
– Prof. A.
November 2011
8 posts
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“Through the magic of….through the magic of…what do you call that?...”
– M.G. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“You’re the slave and the second law of thermodynamics is the master.”
– M.G. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Have a good weekend, everyone. Don’t get beat up by the police, avoid the...”
– I.R. (Grad Student Instructor)
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“Titration is a pastime!”
– M.G. (Grad Student Instructor)
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Student: What's the difference between a rechargeable battery and a non-rechargeable battery?
Prof. M. : One is rechargeable, one is not. Next question.
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“Whenever you actually see something that makes sense, say: ‘Wow, this is...”
– Prof. M.